beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions